“Based” on “true” “events”.
Starring: Felicity, Mitchell from Modern Family, Henry Hill, Ice Cube Jr. And a bunch of other folks you may recognize.
Overly Simplified Plot: A plane goes down and a bunch of cocaine is ingested by a black bear in various ways leading to shenanigans.
Also it’s a love story. I mean. It’s between the bear and cocaine but you could feel it.
Poorly Thought Out Opinion: It’s called Cocaine Bear for a reason and it lives up to that reason. Silly as hell, but you had to figure that. But honestly? It was fucking great. Everything you thought it would be and more.
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