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Benjamin Shearin: @BenShearinBrand

Tripping Balls: @IsThisWrestling

Nick Maniwa:@nickmaniwa

MacReuber: @MacReuber6754

Lee G: @KingLeeGNews  (took the month off)

Chad French: @chadafrench

Big Mac:

SATURDAY

United States Championship: John Cena v © Austin Theory – CENA WINS AND TELLS ZACH REUBER HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH AND HE IS PROUD OF HIM AND THAT HE’S GLAD HE HAS STUCK BY HIM FOR SO LONG

Smackdown Women’s Championship: ©Charlotte Flair v Rhea Ripley – Rhea Ripley wins after using Muscle Mami Power

Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championship: ©The Usos v Sami Zayn/Kevin Owens – KOZaynia win the tag titles after making Jim Cornette drink his own piss

Becky Lynch/Lita/Trish Stratus vs Damage CNTRL – Becky/Lita/Trish wins because, and I quote, “it’s time to roll. This time I’m in the show”

Seth Rollins v Logan Paul – Seth sends Logan to hell with the Sonic boot.

Rey Mysterio vs. Dominik Mysterio – Dom beats Rey and steals Rey’s mask to become El Hijo de Rey Mysterio Jr

The Street Profits v Alpha Academy v Viking Raiders v Ricochet/Braun Strowman – Street Profits won after Montez jump so high he almost flies out of the stadium.

SUNDAY

WWE Undisputed Universal Championship:
©Roman Reigns v Cody Rhodes – Cody wins via drowning Roman Reigns with his tears after someone brings up his daughter

Raw Women’s Championship:
©Bianca Belair v Asuka – Asuka wins after going full Muta and covering Bianca’s face with green mist.

Intercontinental Championship: ©Gunther v Drew McIntyre v Sheamus – Sheamus pins Drew after a BANGER

Hell in a Cell: Edge v Finn Balor – Finn Balor kills Edge after a Coup de Gracé off the top of the cell.

Brock Lesnar v Omos – OMOS WINS FOR ALL HIS OMOSAPIENS

Raquel Rodriguez/Liv Morgan vs Shotzi/Natalya v Ronda Rousey/Shayna Baszler v Chelsea Green/Sonya DeVille – Rodriguez/Morgan win in an attempt to satisfy simps.

Balls:

Saturday

Cena/Theory: Cena wins. I hope. Really don’t get the whole Austin Theory thing.

Charlotte/Rhea: Rhea wins. One of the most entertaining wrestlers on the entire roster.

Usos/Kevin & Sami: Usos win. I just don’t see WWE having both the Usos and Roman lose their matches, plus WWE loves ruining their own stories, so yeah, I’m going Usos.

Six Woman Tag: Becky and friends get the win because Damage CTRL never win anything.

Rollins/Logan Paul: Rollins wins. It’s been a while since he won a match at Mania.

Mysterio vs. Mysterio: Dominik wins due to SHENANIGANS, leading to more matches between the 2 (eventually a Hair vs. Mask match)

Men’s 4 Way Tag: Ricochet/Braun win because WWE loves mash-up tag teams.

Sunday

Reigns/Cody: Cody wins. Reigns’ reign runs out.

Belair/Asuka: Bianca wins. I sadly just don’t see them giving Asuka her moment here.

IC Title: Gunther wins. Ol’ Gunty ain’t going nowhere.

HIAC: Edge wins a 35 minute mess of masturbatory nonsense.

Lesnar/Omos: Lesnar wins within 3 minutes.

Women’s 4 Way Tag: What a bizarre match. Why the women’s tag titles aren’t a part of this match, I do not understand. Rousey and Shayna win.

Mr. Maniwa:

Saturday

United States Championship: John Cena v © Austin Theory
This is opening the show. Gotta give it to Cena.

Smackdown Women’s Championship: ©Charlotte Flair v Rhea Ripley
Rhea gets her moment

Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championship: ©The Usos v Sami Zayn/Kevin Owens
Sami/Kevin. Part 1 of the Bloodline being destroyed

Becky Lynch/Lita/Trish Stratus vs Damage CNTRL
Babyfaces win

Seth Rollins v Logan Paul
Logan. Seth can lose and lose and still be over.

Rey Mysterio vs. Dominik Mysterio
Rey finally whoops Dom’s ass.

The Street Profits v Alpha Academy v Viking Raiders v Ricochet/Braun Strowman
Street Profits win this one.

Sunday

WWE Undisputed Universal Championship:
©Roman Reigns v Cody Rhodes
Adrenaline in my soul, Cody wins over Rome

Raw Women’s Championship:
©Bianca Belair v Asuka
I want Bianca to keep it but I think Asuka has it

Intercontinental Championship: ©Gunther v Drew McIntyre v Sheamus
Drew gets his moment in front of the people

Hell in a Cell: Edge v Finn Balor
Edge wins.

Brock Lesnar v Omos
Brock takes it.

Raquel Rodriguez/Liv Morgan vs Shotzi/Natalya v Ronda Rousey/Shayna Baszler v Chelsea Green/Sonya DeVille
Probably Ronda/Shayna.

Benjamin:

WWE Undisputed Universal Championship:
©Roman Reigns v Cody Rhodes. Obviously Cody is the overwhelming favorite, but WWE could absolutely swerve us and keep it on Roman. But, I think HHH does the thing here and send the crowd home with a big Cody W.

Smackdown Women’s Championship: ©Charlotte Flair v Rhea Ripley. Gotta be Rhea. The Judgement Day needs a big win.

Raw Women’s Championship:
©Bianca Belair v Asuka. I think Asuka pulls off the win here.

Brock Lesnar v Omos. Couldn’t care less about the VKM match here, but Omos beats Brock for some reason.

Becky Lynch/Lita/Trish Stratus vsDamage CNTRL. Damage CNTRL need the win here.

United States Championship: John Cena v © Austin Theory. One more US Title win for Cena would be dope. But, Theory is one of the dudes of the future. He wins here.

Seth Rollins v Logan Paul. Seth Rollins beats Logan Paul. Could be match of the weekend though!

Hell in a Cell: Edge v Finn Balor. This never ending feud needs to end. But, I don’t think it does here. Demon Balor beats Brood Edge.

Intercontinental Championship: ©Gunther v Drew McIntyre v Sheamus. While I love Drew and Sheamus, no reason for Gunther to drop the title now.

The Street Profits v Alpha Academy v Viking Raiders v Ricochet/Braun Strowman. I’ll be honest, didn’t know this was happening. But the Profits for shits and gigs.

Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championship: ©The Usos v Sami Zayn/Kevin Owens Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championship. This is my other pick for match of the weekend! KO and SZ get the straps here to start an end to the bloodline.

Rey Mysterio vs. Dominik Mysterio. I think Dom sends his pops into retirement.

Raquel Rodriguez/Liv Morgan vs Shotzi/Natalya v Ronda Rousey/Shayna Baszler v Chelsea Green/Sonya DeVille. I like Chelsea Green, so I’ll pick her and Sonya.

Chad:

Saturday

United States Championship: John Cena v © Austin Theory

Ordinarily I’d pick John but the fed loves Theory so there ya go.

Smackdown Women’s Championship: ©Charlotte Flair v Rhea Ripley

They have pushed the crap out of Rhea so you gotta go there.

Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championship: ©The Usos v Sami Zayn/Kevin Owens

I believe that the Uso’s reign is over.

Becky Lynch/Lita/Trish Stratus vs Damage CNTRL

Damage CNTRL needs this bad.

Seth Rollins v Logan Paul

Seth better beat this dude and make my kid cry.

Rey Mysterio vs. Dominik Mysterio

Dom. Prison changes a man.

The Street Profits v Alpha Academy v Viking Raiders v Ricochet/Braun Strowman

The Street Profits are the only team I care about so um…them?

Sunday

WWE Undisputed Universal Championship:
©Roman Reigns v Cody Rhodes

Cody finishes the story.

Raw Women’s Championship:
©Bianca Belair v Asuka

Bianca retains.

Intercontinental Championship: ©Gunther v Drew McIntyre v Sheamus

Gunther retains.

Hell in a Cell: Edge v Finn Balor

Man Finn needs this badly but Edge is taking it.

Brock Lesnar v Omos

BROCK forever.

Raquel Rodriguez/Liv Morgan vs Shotzi/Natalya v Ronda Rousey/Shayna Baszler v Chelsea Green/Sonya DeVille

I couldn’t give less of a shit. Um… Rousey and her more talented lackey.

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