Spooky sequel week continues.


Starring: Jamie Lee, Other people I guess. Blah.

Released: 2022

Overly Simplified Plot: Um. So. Michael Myers goes to live in the sewers after kicking the shit out of the entire town in the last movie because of reasons only known to him and Danny McBride. Which means we follow some kid around who we don’t know and is possessed or some shit. For like 3 hours. Then Michael dies of knife wounds. So basically he died of a broken heart because ordinarily he wouldn’t even acknowledge a knife wound.

Poorly Thought Out Opinion: This was not good. It was. What’s the word I’m looking for? Bad. Yep. That’s it.

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