It’s an 80’s movie and has a battle of the bands. What else do you need?


Starring: If Handsome Squidward was a woman with 80’s hair

Released: 1987

Overly Simplified Plot: An old man that runs a slaughterhouse is convinced that there is a conspiracy to take it and his farm. So he uses his mentally challenged giant of a son to kill everyone involved and random punk 80’s kids that show up.

Poorly Thought Out Opinion: It was corny as hell but the kills were kinda fun. It also had the benefit of having a man hugging his pigs and I’m all about people treating pets with respect.

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