You know what I’m about to do.


Starring: Gene Wilder and no one else that matters in any way.

Released: 1971

Overly Simplified Plot: A sweet boy wins the ticket of his wildest dreams. And THEN. A terrible human being who pretended to be bed ridden for DECADES decides to steal his glory and take the spot on the trip that should have belonged to Charlie’s hard working ass mom. Then this mother fucker almost costs Charlie the factory, his family a new home and life of luxury all by not listening to simple rules. Man fuck Grandpa Joe. He’s such a piece of shit. I genuinely despise this old man. Gene Wilder ruled though.

Poorly Thought Out Opinion: The movie was great minus the old fucker. Also it’s a thousand times better than that atrocity with Johnny Depp.

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