This is EXACTLY what the title says it is.

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Thank you for joining me for the very first of the worst things I will ever write. Buckle up.

MANOS: The Hands of Fate

Starring: Tom Neyman, John Reynolds, Diane Mahree, Harold P. Warren (Brother was also the director and everything else. He wasn’t good at any of it.)

Released: 1966

Overly Simplified Plot: Family goes on vacation but Dad is dumb so they end up at the worst hotel ever. There is a cult or something too.

Poorly Thought Out Opinion: Torgo was alright. The Master was pretty crappy though. Like, he barely had any control at all. Master my ass. This would be alright if you are drunk or really love incompetence.

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