We all need a little distraction in these trying times. Also this website was not only built on my stupid opinions but also to help get the names of local guys and companies out there the best way that I can to help out in any way I can. Now is one of those times.



1. How has your Quarantine been thus far?

We’re under Quarantine?


2. Why did that bitch Carole Baskin kill her husband?

The same reason most women do. Money.


3. If you had 2 husbands would you all wear matching button ups or show your individuality?

2? Only 2? Wow. Way to low ball me buddy….anyway of course we’d all be matching. Its fucking cute.


4. Is there a reason you smell like sardine oil?

Yeah man…my uh…my lady friend isn’t too happy with me currently. Luckily shes too broke to afford a tiger…or zoo tickets.


5. Are you worried that I might have you in a “Golden Nugget challenge” match with Loki at Pawcade?

If that’s an option on the table, I’ll be worried if you don’t….far too long have we waged war over who’s nuggets are more golden…..we all know its me Chad, just ask your mother.


Really guys and gals, if you can support in any way possible it would be awesome. Everyone needs to stick together in these troubling times. Thank you for reading and please hit all the links below if you can. Thank you, truly. Also if anyone else wants to be a part hit me up on the Twitter box.

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